I’ve been in these tweets for years. It’s made me an animal. There’s rules to this sh*t. And THIS guy wrote the manual. Check out this awesomeness that @BoneyStarks blessed us with this evening. Reblog it, bookmark it, tell a friend. I’m sure it’ll come in handy in the future. Feel free to read it while listening to Biggie’s “10 Crack Commandments.” I did. It increased the awesomeness by 11%.
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“Don’t exist. Live. Get out, explore. Thrive. Challenge authority. Challenge yourself. Evolve. Change forever. Become who you say you always will. Keep moving. Don’t stop. Start the revolution. Become a freedom fighter. Become a superhero. Just because everyone doesn’t know your name doesn’t mean you dont matter.
Are you happy? Have you ever been happy? What have you done today to matter? Did you exist or did you live? How did you thrive?
Become a chameleon-fit in anywhere. Be a rockstar-stand out everywhere. Do nothing, do everything. Forget everything, remember everyone. Care, don’t just pretend to. Listen to everyone. Love everyone and nothing at the same time. Its impossible to be everything,but you can’t stop trying to do it all.
All I know is that I have no idea where I am right now. I feel like I am in training for something, making progress with every step I take. I fear standing still. It is my greatest weakness.
I talk big, but often don’t follow through. That’s my biggest problem. I don’t even know what to think right now. It’s about time I start to take a jump. Fuck starting to take. Just jump-over everything. Leap.
It’s time to be aggressive. You’ve started to speak your mind, now keep going with it, but not with the intention of sparking controversy or picking a germane fight. Get your gloves on, it’s time for rebirth. There IS no room for the nice guys in the history books.
THIS IS THE START OF A REVOLUTION. THE REVOLUTION IS YOUR LIFE. THE GOAL IS IMMORTALITY. LET’S LIVE, BABY. LET’S FEEL ALIVE AT ALL TIMES. TAKE NO PRISONERS. HOLD NO SOUL UNACCOUNTABLE, ESPECIALLY NOT YOUR OWN. IF SOMETHING DOESN’T HAPPEN, IT’S YOUR FAULT.
Make this moment your reckoning. Your head has been held under water for too long and now it is time to rise up and take your first true breath. Do everything with exact calculation, nothing without meaning. Do not make careful your words, but make no excuses for what you say. Fuck em’ all. Set a goal for everyday and never be tired.”
― Brian Krans
1. Show up to the Sallie Mae offices and have Maliah Michel give me the most epic of lapdances with her phenomenal body while I pay Sallie and her goons off.
2. Walk up to my mom’s job and say “Quit. Now.”
3. Build her a house with some land wherever she wanted.
4. Build a new football stadium…
Jan. 5 last year, I started doing a podcast/internet radio show just for kicks. “All Subjects Everything” I call it, because we truly try to cover everything. I think we might need a new name for it, but hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Once I got over the fear of my own voice, learning the…

What every traditional, real American family should look like :)
COOL!!! Now let me add in some other examples of what a healthy, happy, traditional, real American family should BE ABLE to look like:
Black families
Mexican and South American families
Middle Eastern families
East Asian families
South Asian families
Native American families
European families
Interracial families of all colors
Jewish families
Muslim families
Buddhist families
Hindu families
Atheist or agnostic families
Single mother families
Single father families
Grandparents raising a family
Foster families
Adopted families
Gay parent families
Lesbian parent families
Transgender parent families
Families with special needs children
Families with disabled children
Families with disabled parents
Families with deaf/hard of hearing parents, deaf/hard of hearing children, or both
Childless couples
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ALL THE FAMILIES ARE FAMILIES!perfect post is perfect
Live your life that the fear of death
can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about his religion.
Respect others in their views
and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life,
beautify all things in your life.
Seek to make your life long
and of service to your people.
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